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On a lighter note....merry Christams

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  1. redhawk44

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    Merry Christmas

    To All My Democrat Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

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    To My Republican Friends:

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

    Curt

    By the way red ole boy...nice spelling!
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  3. grnberetcj

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    Republicans say “Merry Christmas!”

    Democrats say “Happy Holidays!”

    Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army.

    Democrats help the poor by giving $50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

    Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.

    Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

    Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.

    Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.

    When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.

    Democrats ask for a Coor's Light

    When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog.

    Democrats watch for “incredible TV offers” on late night television.

    Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart.

    So do Republicans, but they don’t admit it.

    Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids.

    Democrats refuse to do so.

    That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.

    Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.

    Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at other people’s lights.

    Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is “Miracle on 34th Street.”

    Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “It’s a Wonderful Life.”

    Right-Wing Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “Die Hard.”

    Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping.

    Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts . . . and reposition them to make sure they are seen.

    Republicans wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season.

    Democrats do too, all year round.

    Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards.

    Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.

    Democrats’ favorite Christmas carol is “Deck the Halls.”

    Young Democrats’ favorite Christmas carol is “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”

    Republicans’ favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.”

    Young Republicans’ favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.”

    Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree.

    Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices.

    Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.

    Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play “Cowboys and Indians.”

    Democrats don’t either, as long as the Indians win.

    Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.

    Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.

    Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.

    On this, Republicans are in full agreement!!!!
     
  4. redhawk44

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    Curt....Christams is really Christmas typed by someone who got ahead of himself.

    At least it wasn't a fatfinger mistake.;-)
     
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