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Ole and Swen are dead

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by shooterIII, Jan 20, 2010.

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  1. shooterIII

    shooterIII Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    MN (state of socialism)
    Ole and Sven have a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, both die, and go to Hell.

    The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.

    He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?'

    Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.' ;

    The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more..

    When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer.

    The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?'

    Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'

    The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off.

    The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

    The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'

    They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'

    GO VIKES!!!!!!
  2. short shucker

    short shucker TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Do you know what you call the winner of the NFC championship game?

    The third best team in the NFL!

  3. PNT

    PNT Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    **WEATHER ALERT****People of the state of Louisiana, you have a three day notice to vacate your houses and head inland. Hurricane Brett is coming and is expected to hit land January 24th. (Who dat? It's the Vikings and we're coming to pillage.)
  4. DB3006

    DB3006 Member

    Sep 5, 2006
    I guess Bart is the only one on the Vikqueens team?
    The queens have been this far before they will screw up again!
  5. atashooter

    atashooter Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    How 'bout them Redskins !!

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