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Old Minnesota Gopher Smashes 100 At Neb State

Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by Pride Engineer, Jun 30, 2009.

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  1. Pride Engineer

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    Yes it is true, Old Minnesota Gopher broke another 100 from the 27 at the Nebraska State Shoot. Now many of you readers may find it hard to believe as the Old Rodent has taken some heat over the years about his caps shooting being a bit "handicapped" but there he was on the TV screen for all to see. Now once this was posted, the stories began to fly. I heard that Phil Kiner was the first to sign up for the Gophers upcoming handicap clinic. Perazzi, apparently upon hearing of the rodents achievement, made an offer for the gun the old boy was using. They apparently felt it was faulty and wanted it off the market. Son Eric was rushed to the local hospital in a state of shock. He now realizes he has to shoot an extra 100 to tie his old man. Back in Minnesota, the shooters have established a committee to see if the Old Gopher should run for President. Gopher protege Paul Cyr started taking human growth hormone again thinking if the gopher can shoot 100 from the 27 he can grow to five foot tall before his next shoot. Most shocking though were the stories that wife Lou Ann may have filed for divorce claiming her husband had become someone she no longer knew.

    But rest assured Gopher fans, all these stories are not true. The Old Gopher just took too many Viagra pills the night before and stiffened his stance a bit causing this aberration to occur.

    Reporting from the safety of my home, Mark Zauhar, former public relations manager of "Old Minnesota Gopher"

    Congratulations Bob on another 100 from the back fence.
     
  2. Ithaca$$$Grade

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    Great shooting Bob!!! If I heard correctly you also took HOA and HAA too. Thats outstanding.

    See you at Alex.

    Jim W
     
  3. bas

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    Great post, Mark...and, oh yah...congrats Bobby!
     
  4. JACK

    JACK Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    No wind at Alex this year. Windbag Prez agreed to stay in Nebraska

    Good shooting Bob.
     
  5. Phil Kiner

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    Actually have not signed up for the Gopher's clinic but have him as a special guest at my next one. That way I can listen for free.

    Great job Bob- 100's in Doniphan are hard to come by
     
  6. Pride Engineer

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    Wow, are we honored or what? The mouth from the south as reappeared!! I see he is still misguided, taking potshots at anything and anybody. Has he no respect?
    But then, we must remember the poor man lives in the Ozarks, drinks moonshine and smokes who knows what. I guess we should probably just humor him. The poor man is clearly delusional.
     
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