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Old Jack and Lester

Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by pedagogue, Dec 17, 2011.

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  1. pedagogue

    pedagogue Member

    May 16, 2006
    Jack is 66 years old. He's shot trap every day since his retirement 7 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast.

    "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up trap. My eyesight has become so bad that once I shoot I can't see if I hit it."

    His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take your friend Lester with you and give it one more try."

    "That's no good" sighs Jack, "Lester's 79. He can't help."

    "He may be 79 ", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

    So the next day Jack heads off to the trap range with Lester. He calls for the bird, shoots and squints at the sky.

    He turns to the Lester, "Did you see the target?"

    "Of course I did!" replied Lester. "I have perfect eyesight".

    "Did I get it?" says Jack.

    "I don't remember." replies Lester

    Jack says "Who are you?"
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