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Old is when......

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Sep 20, 2013.

  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    'OLD' IS WHEN....
    Your sweetie says
    'Let's go upstairs and make love'
    And you answer:
    'Pick one, I can't do both!'

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Your friends compliment you
    On your new alligator shoes
    And you're barefoot!

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ...
    And your pacemaker opens the garage door!

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    'OLD' IS WHEN....
    You don't care where your spouse goes
    ... Just as long as you don't have to go along.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    You are cautioned to slow down
    By the doctor instead of by the police

    'OLD' IS WHEN..
    'Getting a little action'
    Means you don't need to take any fibre today

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    'Getting lucky' means you find your car
    ... In the parking lot.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    An 'all nighter' means not getting up
    To use the bathroom.

    AND
    'OLD' IS WHEN.....
    You are not sure these are jokes!
    Have a good day!

    "Young at heart"
    (slightly older in other places!)
     
  2. hamm3839

    hamm3839 TS Member

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    Understand all of it LOL
     
  3. birdogs

    birdogs TS Member

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    OLD IS WHEN - Your wife or girlfried who used to be a 38D is now a 32 Long.
     
  4. chuckie68

    chuckie68 Active Member

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    birdogs,

    That's just a little saggy! LOL

    Chuck
     
  5. Westie

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    This is why old guys can't get hired. H.R. Director to Old Guy- "What do you think is your biggest weakness?" Old Guy-"Honesty." H.R. Director-"I don't really think honesty is a weakness." Old
    Guy-"I don't give a s&@t what you think."
     
  6. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Bulge, your old!
     
  7. slayer

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    Westie...too funny! thanks for the chuckle. Bill
     
  8. twcpdc

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    Old is when a bowl of icecream sounds better than sex. Tom
    ps hold the icecream for a couple of minutes