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Old Guys Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Jim R, Dec 1, 2011.

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  1. Jim R

    Jim R Ljutic Nut TS Supporters

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    I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
    "That's us in 10 years".


    He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!
     
  2. BILL GRILL

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    Jim, Now that's funny!
     
  3. Allen-MX8

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    Thanks Jim! I needed a "chuckle"!

    Allen
     
  4. Ajax

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    I think I resemble that remark.

    Ajax
     
  5. Bob Hawkes

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    Too funny, was it real Jim?
     
  6. Jim R

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    I must confess it was Ajax and me after a rough day of shooting at Evergreen. We went down to the Littlerock Tavern to drown our sorrows.


    Jim R
     
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    Real good one. I liked that. Bulge.
     
  8. Bvr Tail

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    One night, the bartender peered over the bar at me laying on the floor, and said:

    "Hey Danny, care to have a stool?"

    I said "No thanks, I'll just stand here!"
     
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    A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
    The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'
    Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

    However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom
    The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
    'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

    After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

    She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
    'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'

    'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
    'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

    Now, how about that drink?
     
  10. Zuzax

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    Now that's funny right there!

    Cheers,

    George
     
  11. Ajax

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    Jim, later I talked to the tavern owner about that mirror. I suggested he buy a mirror that is more appealing for people to look at. He said he got it from a mirror company, not a miracle worker! :0

    Ajax
     
  12. Jim R

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    Ajax

    Next time we are going to another tavern.

    Jim
     
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