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Old Farmers advice......

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by likes-to-shoot, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. likes-to-shoot

    likes-to-shoot Well-Known Member

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    An Old Farmer's Advice:




    * Your fences need to be
    horse-high, pig-tight
    and bull-strong.



    *Keep skunks and bankers
    at a distance.



    *Life is simpler when you
    plow around the stump.



    * A bumble bee is considerably faster
    than a John Deere tractor.



    * Words that soak into your ears
    are whispered...not yelled.



    * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.



    * Forgive your enemies.
    It messes up their heads.



    * Do not corner something that you know
    is meaner Than you.



    * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.



    * You cannot unsay a cruel word.



    * Every path has a few puddles.



    * When you wallow with pigs,
    expect to get dirty..



    * The best sermons are lived,
    not preached.



    * Most of the stuff people worry about
    ain't never gonna happen anyway.



    * Don't judge folks by their relatives.



    * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.



    * Live a good, honorable life.
    Then when you get older and think back,
    you'll enjoy it a second time.



    * Don't interfere with somethin'
    that ain't bothering you none.



    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.



    * If you find yourself in a hole,
    the first thing to do is stop diggin'.



    * Sometimes you get,
    and sometimes you get got.



    * The biggest troublemaker
    you'll probably ever have to deal with,
    watches you from the mirror every mornin'.



    * Always drink upstream from the herd.



    * Good judgment comes from experience, and
    a lotta that comes from bad judgment.



    * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
    easier than puttin' it back in..



    * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some Influence,
    try orderin' somebody else's dog around.



    * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
    Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.




    plus...
    Don't pick a fight with an old man,



    If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill You.
     
  2. GW22

    GW22 Active Member

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    Pretty good. Lots of wisdom in there.

    -Gary
     
  3. setool

    setool Member

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    Tou'chee'... extremely well written, and truthful !!!

    Mark S.
     
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