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Old Farmers advice......

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by likes-to-shoot, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. likes-to-shoot

    likes-to-shoot Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2006
    An Old Farmer's Advice:

    * Your fences need to be
    horse-high, pig-tight
    and bull-strong.

    *Keep skunks and bankers
    at a distance.

    *Life is simpler when you
    plow around the stump.

    * A bumble bee is considerably faster
    than a John Deere tractor.

    * Words that soak into your ears
    are whispered...not yelled.

    * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

    * Forgive your enemies.
    It messes up their heads.

    * Do not corner something that you know
    is meaner Than you.

    * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

    * You cannot unsay a cruel word.

    * Every path has a few puddles.

    * When you wallow with pigs,
    expect to get dirty..

    * The best sermons are lived,
    not preached.

    * Most of the stuff people worry about
    ain't never gonna happen anyway.

    * Don't judge folks by their relatives.

    * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

    * Live a good, honorable life.
    Then when you get older and think back,
    you'll enjoy it a second time.

    * Don't interfere with somethin'
    that ain't bothering you none.

    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

    * If you find yourself in a hole,
    the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

    * Sometimes you get,
    and sometimes you get got.

    * The biggest troublemaker
    you'll probably ever have to deal with,
    watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

    * Always drink upstream from the herd.

    * Good judgment comes from experience, and
    a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

    * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
    easier than puttin' it back in..

    * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some Influence,
    try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

    * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
    Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

    Don't pick a fight with an old man,

    If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill You.
  2. GW22

    GW22 Active Member

    Feb 19, 2008
    Pretty good. Lots of wisdom in there.

  3. setool

    setool Member

    Apr 1, 2010
    Tou'chee'... extremely well written, and truthful !!!

    Mark S.
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