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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by calilori, Sep 19, 2008.

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  1. calilori

    calilori TS Member

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    We've all had a laugh about the difference between a hocky mom and a pit bull is lip stick. I also have a friend who said that the difference between a pit bull and hocky grandma is the bifocals. I want you guys to use your sharpest wit and work on this

    What is the difference between a _______________ and a pit bull? ___________
     
  2. Dove Commander

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    What is the difference between and mother-in-law and a pit bull? "inheritance"
    I know...my bad!
     
  3. CalvinMD

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    ex-wife/ eventually the pit bull will let go and let you have your ass back
     
  4. handlepuller

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    What's the difference between a lab and a pit bull? 25 stitches!
     
  5. recurvyarcher

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    Chihuahua. Answer: Beauty Rest.
     
  6. BDodd

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    People that think I'm a wit are only half right!
     
  7. omahasportingsupply

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    What is the difference between a TEACHER and a pit bull? The pit bull smiles a lot more! Hang in there Lori. Read your writing blog, enjoyed it. PM me sometime as I have a question for you. I am now fluent in 3 languages and am in the process of learning 3 more.

    I speak:<br>
    English<br>
    Bad German<br>
    Nerd
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    I am currently LEARNING:<br>
    GEEK<br>
    Homey<br>
    Redneck<br>


    Our local chapter of GEEKS with GUNS wants ME to run for election. What an HONOR!!! YMMV Omaha
     
  8. omahasportingsupply

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    What is the difference between a public school administrator and a pit bull? The Pit Bull won't run at the first sighting of a parent.


    Famous Educators Quote: "As long as I still give tests,.... there will be prayer in schools." Your Test May Vary
     
  9. gotbass

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    democrat/ The taxes the democrat imposes will take a bigger bite out you than the pit bull will
     
  10. gotbass

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    democrat/ The taxes the democrat imposes will take a bigger bite out you than the pit bull will
     
  11. CalvinMD

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    You need my WHAT!!??
     
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    Politian and a set of balls.
     
  13. shadow

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    Fla, Every man should be blessed with a canine "best friend" at least once in his lifetime. I feel your pain. My constant companion left for Rottweiller heaven many years ago--I still miss "CC" !
     
  14. JB Logan Co. Ohio

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    To love a dog is a guarantee that you'll have a broken heart. That's the price we pay for having a companion that will always listen to our troubles and always accept us, faults and all. I'll take that trade every time.

    JB=Jerry Beach 8503917
     
  15. calilori

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    I knew I could count on you guys. Keep 'em coming!
     
  16. Jerbear

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    Thanks Lori for putting up that quote, I wish I knew who wrote it because, he or she wrote what I have been thinking for a long time. Nice site.....


    Jerbear
     
  17. shooterIII

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    What is the difference between a Trapshooter and a pit bull?

    Trapshooters VOTE

    Read your blog and it was the most sensible blog I have read. I only hope the Idiots don't try to take over your blog.

    Stan
     
  18. Jerbear

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    Lori, here are some shirts you can post if you want. I got them in an email.

    Right click and left click save as.

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    Have fun.... Jerbear
     
  19. RobertT

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    Differnce between a Democrat and a Pit Bull? A Democrat is all ass, you don't put lipstick on an ass.

    Robert
     
  20. Bruce Specht

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    Whats the difference between a Democrat and a pitbull? Common sense, pit bulls have it.
     
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