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Oh to be SIX again

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by OLD ONE EYE, Feb 4, 2008.

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  1. OLD ONE EYE

    OLD ONE EYE Well-Known Member

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    To Be 6
    Again...

    A man was sitting on
    the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since
    her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her
    Birthday.

    "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, & lt; B>everything there was.

    Five hours later they
    staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
    upside down.

    He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a
    Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate
    shake.

    Then it was off to a
    movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
    adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
    exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well
    Dear, what was it like being six again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
    changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb
    ass!"
    The moral of the story:
    Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
     
  2. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    I wasn't expectimg that ending but I loved it. Mike
     
  3. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Six was a great age:

    "I'll show you mine if you show me yours!"

    Yep, the age of Wonder.

    HM
     
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