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Oh so True

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, Jul 11, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT

    A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
    asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across
    the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The
    waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a
    cup of coffee, on him.

    The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He
    shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for
    a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is
    that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked
    her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
    crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there
    across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?
    The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold
    beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
    said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the
    strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
    Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
    kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening
    flips out the door. Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat just
    smiling. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm
    collecting disability!"
     
  2. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    Should have read - "Jesus and the Union Factory Worker."
     
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