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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by oz, Sep 18, 2012.

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  1. oz

    oz Active Member

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    OK enough of the obituarys. what's next dear crabby? fireside chats with barack odumbo? recipies for zombies. muslim jokes?
     
  2. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Dear Crabby, oz is complaining about what we talk about here on TS.com like he owns it or something.

    Is he for real?

    Thanks for your answer, Dear Crabby!

    Hauxfan!
     
  3. joe90t

    joe90t Active Member

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    There are SOME of us on Ts.com that have FRIENDS and want to know of their Passing. Come on OZ, be nice. Joe joe90t
     
  4. Rick Barker

    Rick Barker Well-Known Member

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    Dear Hauxfan

    There was a study performed by the U.D. Dept of Health and Human Services that found the average person loses 10 to 15 points of their I.Q. level every year since they took up trapshooting.

    Another amazing fact was found that the drop in I.Q. happens right after the mailing of the new ATA average cards following the close of the shooting season.

    A noticable trend follows with the purchasing of new trap guns, joining TS.com seeking tips to improve their scores and using goofy signon names to remain annannymoose.

    But then what do you expect from a bunch of overweight, middle to old aged geezers with too much time on their hands and beers in the fridge?

    My advice to oz is he might want to catch the Oprah channel to get his mind straight.

    Signed,


    Crabby
     
  5. Rick Barker

    Rick Barker Well-Known Member

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    After a little thought, OZ is right.

    We half-witted kooks are discussing life, death, past, future, freedom, oppression and the direction of our country, when the rest of the world is obsessed with Kate Middleton's boobies.


    What a bunch of bananas we are.
     
  6. TEXASZEPHYR

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    I think it would be gread if David had a finished careers catagory at the top where we could find which of our fellow shooters have passed. Just Sat I was inquiring about Bill Hopper since I haden't seen him at any of our shoots this past year. I knew his health was a problem and didn't learn till Sat what was going on. too much too late. It would surely help us keep up and also a good place for us to give our condolences.

    Bob
     
  7. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Rich, we need pics of Kate Middleton's boobies.

    After all, we must verify that they are real.

    The pics and the boobies.

    Hauxfan!
     
  8. likes-to-shoot

    likes-to-shoot Well-Known Member

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    Just for you Hauxfan!!! Enjoy!!
     
  9. bigbore613

    bigbore613 Active Member

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    I don't alwaysw drink milk , when I do I prefer Dos Boobies!!! Stay thirsty my friends. Jeff
     
  10. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Likes to shoot. You might be a little confused. Of course, knowing you, that is understandable. LOL

    boobies-blue-footed-boobie-or-breasts-demotivational-poster-1260992296.jpg

    Hauxfan!
     
  11. Rick Barker

    Rick Barker Well-Known Member

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    So I guess the storyline here is as long as we old farts are interested in seeing boobies, we won't end up in the obituaries????
     
  12. RickN

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    Thanks for that Hauxfan.....just wondering where you traveled to take a picture of the boobie tho.....none in Iowa, the bird I mean.
     
  13. RickN

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    I pm'd you a picture of one Zard. ;)
     
  14. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Rick, let Google Image be your friend!

    Type it in and you will find it!

    Hauxfan!
     
  15. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Zardoz, Maybe you don't know it, but I'm almost to old to look at those girls anymore.

    (Almost I said!) ;-)

    Hauxfan!
     
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