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Obama's Presidential Library

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by grnberetcj, Aug 23, 2011.

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  1. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

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    Proposed Obama Presidential Library


    I was reading an article the other day that showed pictures of the different Presidential Libraries. It told how they contain all the pertinent information about the respective presidents. All of their history before their nominations, the campaign papers and memorabilia, all of the papers from their presidency, and so on. A wealth of information about the man and his life both private and public.


    That got me to thinking, what would Barack Hussein Obama's presidential library look like and what would they archive in it? Just exactly what would the design parameters be? This is what I came up with:


    1.) It wouldn't need to be very big because there are no records to archive from before he was president and everything he does as president is either done in secret, so dumb no one will admit to it, or a lie.


    2.) It would have to be very mobile because by the time he is done as president, no city or state will acknowledge that he ever even visited let alone originally came from there. Plus if the general public ever caught up with it...


    3.) Construction material would need to be easily maintained by minimal staff. Preferably something that could be hosed out occasionally and left to air dry.


    4.) It would be a good idea if it was a dual use facility so that it could at least get some sort of appropriate use.


    Below is what I came up with as the perfect answer to all of the above.

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    Curt
     
  2. dave-320c

    dave-320c Well-Known Member

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    Never thought I would say this, but I will make a donation.

    Davie Swerdlin
     
  3. pdq

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    Is that what's known as a Porta POTUS?

    Pete
     
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    I think it would be the biggest collection of "Mad" magazines anywhere in the world. Bulge.
     
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    FUNNY!!!!

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    Barrelbulge

    I did not know Obama was into heavy reading outside his teleprompter.
     
  6. oz

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    I guess all his papers are for wiping your ass. oz
     
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    Good one Curt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. slic lee

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    Right on target Lee
     
  9. dalog

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    Now that's FUNNY right there!
     
  10. Brian in Oregon

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    Too small. Because Obama is REALLY full of s...
     
  11. trap72

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    SAME RACIST GROUP! GET A LIFE, PLEASE!
     
  12. GW22

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    AMEN to that. I can tell from the wheels that this probably isn't really Obama's Presidential Library.

    -Gary
     
  13. trap72

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    YOU COWARDS!
     
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    Am I missing something Trap72? where are the racist comments before your racist comment calling everybody a racist then cowards. Looks like you need to get a life. Kurt
     
  15. j2jake

    j2jake Well-Known Member

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    LOL Ok to Bush bash, but say something about Barry in the same light and its racisist. Ok lets judge Barry on his merit, lets see, yep, he's still a jackass who is train wrecking America. Trap 72 defend the moron if you will but do it on merit and not his melting pot status. Curt, nice satire. Jake
     
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    I understand his office will be in the basement.

    Don
     
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    He could invite all his friends over and still not have to hold the party outside.
     
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