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Obama's National Primer (informational)

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  1. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998

    The little red hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said, 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?'

    'Not I,' said the cow.

    'Not I,' said the duck.

    'Not I,' said the pig.

    'Not I,' said the goose.

    'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.

    'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.

    'Not I,' said the duck...

    'Out of my classification,' said the pig.

    'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.

    'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.

    'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.

    At last it came time to bake the bread.

    'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.

    'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.

    'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.

    'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.

    'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.

    'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.

    She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, 'No, I shall eat all five loaves.'

    'Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)

    'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)

    'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)

    The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)

    And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

    Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You must not be so greedy.'

    'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.

    'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.'

    And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly understand.'

    But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.(Bread became scarce and the price tripled)

    Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.


    Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

    Hillary got $8 million for hers.

    That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

  2. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

    Apr 26, 2006
    That was good. I sent it to my mom.
  3. Bob Hawkes

    Bob Hawkes Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    My GOD, If that isn't the truth. BTTT for enlightenment of the people.LOL. Thanks Gene, Bob
  4. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    was the first day of school and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

    'Very good!'

    Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

    Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg - 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

    The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'

    She heard a loud whisper: 'Screw the Indians,'

    'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.

    'General Custer, 1862.'

    At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

    The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

    Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

    Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

    Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

    Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

    Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him - 2004.'

    The teacher fainted.

    And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, now we're screwed!'

    And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008".
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