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OBAMA STATUE

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by H82MIS, Mar 27, 2009.

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  1. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

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    Subject: Obama Statue


    Dear Fellow Americans,

    We have the distinquished honor of being on a committee for raising
    five million dollars for placing a statue of Barrak Obama in the Hall
    of Fame in Washington , D.C.

    This committee was in a quandry where to place the statue. It was not
    wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never
    told a lie, nor beside Franklin D. Roosevelt, who never told the
    truth, since Barrak Obama could never tell the difference.

    We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
    greatest Democrat of them all, He left not knowing where he was going,
    and upon arriving did not know where he was. He returned not knowing
    where he had been and did it all on borrowed money.

    Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the Children of Israel, "Pick up
    your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
    Promised Land." Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down
    your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a camel, this IS the
    Promised Land."

    Now, Obama is stealing your shovels, kicking your asses, raising the
    price of your camels, and mortgaging the Promised Land. If you are one
    of the fortunate people who has any money left after paying taxes, we
    will expect a generous donation as a contribution to the worthwhile
    project.

    Fraternally,
    Obama Statue Committee
     
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    Where do I send my check. Yeah, right. Bulge
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    If we're going to commission a staute of our histroy making President, I would suggest raising pigeons!
     
  4. crusha

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    Who is the patron saint of people who are in over their head?
     
  5. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Buzz gun, why do you ask that question? You know from the other threads it's Saint Pelosi. Bulge.
     
  6. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

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    Another tid bit of the same type of news,,its been suggested that the US put 2 new faces on Mt. Rushmore,,,


    Hillery Klinton,,,
     
  7. Jerbear

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    Here is a mock up of the statue.... <a href="http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Jerbear1098/?action=view&current=HeadUpAss2.jpg" target="_blank">[​IMG]</a>



    Jerbear
     
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