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Obama is a "post turtle"....

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  1. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Obama is a

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.<br>
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    Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
    The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'<br>
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    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.<br>
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    The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
    The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.<br>
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    'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb ass get down.'
     
  2. chessney

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    What's the punch line??????Ziggy
     
  3. Tripod

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    I think he is, but I also think he is going to be our next president.
     
  4. JBrooks

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    Actually no. Obama is going down in the great Democrat tradition of Mondale, McGovern and Dukakis. He is an elitist liberal who has been given a pass by the liberal media in his contest with the Witch. However, even they can't hide the facts that he supports a white hating anti-American church, he is great friends with an unrepentant domestic terrorist, he has been supported by a first class crook currently on trial, he thinks flyover country is inhabited by a bunch of bible toters and gun nut rednecks, he lies about his opponents positions and that he really is just a two year senator from a state controlled by the political cesspool of Chicago.

    While I don't think much of McCain, he'll will make him look like the little girly man he is. Old line union Democrats aren't going to vote for a scrawny, liberal sissy who won't even wear an American flag on his lapel unless he is on TV. He may carry 6 super liberal states with high percentages of black voters.
     
  5. chessney

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    Now that Hillary claims to love hunting.And Oboma refers to her as Annie Oakley. That's who I'm voting for....Ziggy
     
  6. J.Woolsey

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    Well stated Mr. Brooks. J.Woolsey
     
  7. mizzou

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    JBrooks: What's Obama got to be elitist about? He's by far the poorest of the three candidates..You forgot to say that he is a Constitutional Scholar and taught the Constitution. Sorry JBrooks, but it's going to be Obama in a landslide over McCain..Too much GOP baggage to overcome, and there is a vast, vast democratic contingent that WILL VOTE!!..Mizzou
     
  8. KEYBEAR

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    MIZZOU my liberal Democrat Pal Obama is not a Constitutional Scholar and never taught the Constitution . But he was a guest speaker ONCE and only once ??
     
  9. mizzou

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    ALF-99: Obama taught Constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1993 to 2004...
     
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    BTW: Romney was my guy and if he is the vice-presidential candidate, McCain will get my vote..Mizzou
     
  11. Brian in Oregon

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    That's ironic - a Marxist teaching Constitutional law.<br>
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    I wonder how many young minds he polluted?
     
  12. Brian in Oregon

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    Trappy, how about you prove them wrong?
     
  13. Bisi

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    Gee let me see. Barack wants to raise income taxes, he wants to raise the capital gains tax, he wants to socialize medicine. He is anti gun. He says in his tv ads that he is going to "take" the profits from the oil companies. Isn't that stealing?

    But yet if we disagree with Barack or say anything negative his supporters call us biggots. Isn't that right Devilsadvocate? I guess my bigotry is showing badly also, because I disagree with the socialist Obama.
     
  14. JBrooks

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    Here is Obama's phony gun rights endorsement group. The info below is from http://sweasel.com/archives/1087



    Well! Who would ever have thought? The American Hunters and Shooters Association has endorsed Barack Obama.

    Who they? you may ask. Ignoring your appalling grammar for the moment, the AHSA is a flakey-fakey “gun-rights” organization set up solely to endorse far left entities like Barack Obama so all you beery gun-humping rednecks will think he’s a bit of okay.

    It was founded in 2005 by Ray Schoenke, a Kos diarist who, in fairness, really does shoot ducks, apparently. At least, most of his conversations seem to take place in a duck blind. Schoenke has pissed away thousands on Handgun Control, Inc., Americans Coming Together and a dozen of the sleazeballingest Democrats ever to run for public office. So when Schoenke says “nonpartisan” you can be sure he’s just said a word that has four syllables.

    The AHSA domain was originally registered to DCS, a Democrat new media operation, but they must have realized that didn’t look good.

    Also not looking so good? Having John Rosenthal, once Chairman of the Massachusetts gun-grabbers Stop Handgun Violence, on the board. Under the bus with you, sir! Or, as they put it, “we acknowledge that his active involvement with certain gun control organizations made it very difficult for Mr. Rosenthal to subscribe to and support our policies that at times could be inconsistent with those of a pro-gun hunting and shooting organization.” I haven’t diagrammed a sentence in a real long time, but I’m pretty sure that one is accidentally WAY closer to the truth than they intended.

    Their web site reads like somebody sat down of an afternoon and thought, “okay, but what if I really did like guns? What would that sound like?” Or as David Petzel of Field and Stream put it, “Mostly, their position statements are vapid, along the lines of ‘Don’t push old ladies into moving traffic. Don’t set stray dogs on fire.’”

    In fact, the web site appears to be all there is to the AHSA. That, and press releases. And it’s working…kind of. US Snooze briefly reported the endorsement with a straight face. The Washington Post did a bit on them, too. I loved this part:

    As proof of his gun-toting credentials, Schoenke says he likes nothing better than heading to Maryland’s Eastern Shore and shooting a duck, then cleaning it, cooking it and eating it. “I own guns,” he boasts. “I have guns everywhere.”

    I have guns sticking out all over my body. When I open my mouth, guns fall out. On hot Summer days, guns ooze out of my pores. I shit guns, I swear to god. It’s hard to say which part of murdering a small fluffy animal I like best: the warm, slippery lifeblood pouring over my fingers, or the part where my teeth meet in its throat and the terrified thrashing and kicking get slower…slower…slower.

    I love when lefties play pretend ‘winger: they’re so delightfully tone deaf.

    Schoenke hopes this macho, carnivorous image will make pro-gun voters more open to accepting “common sense” limits on gun buying. Such changes can’t be so bad, he wants gunners to say, if fellow enthusiasts also support them.

    Ch’mere! Ch’mere, rednecks! Gun! Pretty gun! No, no…lookit the gun! No, don’t look at the legislation, lookit the gun!

    I’ve heard of these guys before, through the NRA (Schoenke has a massive hate-on for the NRA). Then Jonn of This Ain’t Hell posted about the Obama endorsement a couple of days ago. I went from there to Confederate Yankee to Say Uncle. Lots of stuff out there about them; there’s nothing new here. But it’s important to pile on. The AHSA exists solely to give pro-gun cred to anti-gunners.

    That dog won’t hunt.
     
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    All you really have to do is listen to Obama's message. No facts, no data, no actaul idea about how he's going to move forward on alternative fuels, create a "Carbon Credit" system ( when it's all hoax anyway), or where these extra tax dollars are really coming from except the nasty oil companies (of which we have stock, if your in a 401K or any other retirement plan). I'm not a Rush fan, but I think he's right when he says McCain will tear Obama up in a debate. Without a script he's lost. He's lost because he doesn't know what he's doing, nor does he have the answers to make a real "change" as he continually preaches. He is just plain scary.
     
  16. Tripod

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    Trappy, are a smellin what Barack is a cookin?
     
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    It is amazing that anyone would vote for Obama. He is an America hating Marxist white hating bigot that shouldn't get one vote. On top of that he thinks he is better than those of us who live in the great middle of the country. We are all gun toting hicks hiding behind our religion. He, being the elitist that he is, is going to save us from ourselves. Funny isn't it. The elitists destroy the country with their Marxist trash then want to come in and save us from their destruction. If he wins America will deserve everything bad that happens to us.
     
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    I guess if you want your mommy to take care of you, which is how Democrats look at the government, it doesn't matter what your mommy thinks. As long as she will wipe your butt for you and put food in your mouth.
     
  19. Paladin

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    Mash on the link. From the Wall Street Journal.
     
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    What a Black Columnist
    has to say about Obama.

    Ken Blackwell - Columnist for the New York Sun


    "It's an amazing time to be alive in America . We're in a year of firsts in
    this presidential election: the first viable woman candidate; the first viable
    African-American candidate; and, a candidate who is the first front-running
    freedom fighter over 70. The next president of America will be a first.



    We won't truly be in an election of firsts, however, until we judge every
    candidate by where they stand. We won't arrive where we should be until we no
    longer talk about skin color or gender. Now that Barack Obama steps to the
    front of the Democratic field, we need to stop talking about his race, and
    start talking about his policies and his politics.



    The reality is this: Though the Democrats will not have a nominee until
    August, unless Hillary Clinton drops out, Mr. Obama is now the frontrunner, and
    its time America takes a closer and deeper look at him. Some pundits are
    calling him the next John F. Kennedy. He's not. He's the next George McGovern. And
    it's time people learned the facts.



    Because the truth is that Mr. Obama is the single most liberal senator in
    the entire U.S. Senate. He is more liberal than Ted Kennedy, Bernie Sanders, or
    Mrs. Clinton. Never in my life have I seen a presidential frontrunner
    whose rhetoric is so far removed from his record. Walter Mondale promised to
    raise our taxes, and he lost. George McGovern promised military weakness, and
    he lost. Michael Dukakis promised a liberal domestic agenda, and he lost.



    Yet Mr. Obama is promising all those things, and he's not behind in the
    polls. Why? Because the press has dealt with him as if he were in a beauty
    page ant. Mr. Obama talks about getting past party, getting past red and blue, to
    lead the United States of America . But let's look at the more defined
    strokes of who he is underneath this superficial "beauty."



    Start with national security, since the president's most important duties
    are as commander-in-chief. Over the summer, Mr. Obama talked about invading
    Pakistan , a nation armed with nuclear weapons; meeting without preconditions
    with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who vows to destroy Israel and create another
    Holocaust; and Kim Jong II, who is murdering and starving his people, but emphasized
    that the nuclear option was off the table against terrorists - something no
    president has ever taken off the table since we created nuclear weapons in the
    1940s. Even Democrats who have worked in national security condemned all of
    those remarks. Mr. Obama is a foreign-policy novice who would put our
    national security at risk.



    Next, consider economic policy. For all its faults, our health care system
    is the strongest in the world. And free trade agreements, created by Bill
    Clinton as well as President Bush, have made more goods more affordable so that
    even people of modest means can live a life that no one imagined a generation
    ago. Yet Mr. Obama promises to raise taxes on "the rich." How to fix Social
    Security? Raise taxes. How to fix Medicare? Raise taxes. Prescription drugs?
    Raise taxes. Free college? Raise taxes. Socialize medicine? Raise taxes. His
    solution to everything is to have government take it over. Big Brother on
    steroids, funded by your paycheck.



    Finally, look at the social issues. Mr. Obama had the audacity to open a
    stadium rally by saying, "All praise and glory to God!" but says that Christian
    leaders speaking for life and marriage have "hijacked" - hijacked -
    Christianity. He is pro-partial birth abortion, and promises to appoint Supreme Court
    justices who will rule any restriction on it unconstitutional. He espouses
    the abortion views of Margaret Sanger, one of the early advocates of racial
    cleansing. His spiritual leaders endorse homosexual marriage, and he is moving
    in that direction. In Illinois , he refused to vote against a statewide ban
    - ban - on all handguns in the state. These are radical left, Hollywood , and
    San Francisco values, not Middle America values.



    The real Mr. Obama is an easy target for the general election. Mrs. Clinton
    is a far tougher opponent. But Mr. Obama could win if people don't start
    looking behind his veneer and flowery speeches. His vision of "bringing America
    together" means saying that those who disagree with his agenda for America are
    hijackers or warmongers. Uniting the country means adopting his liberal
    agenda and abandoning any conflicting beliefs.



    Bu t right now everyone is talking about how eloquent of a speaker he is and
    - yes - they're talking about his race. Those should never be the factors on
    which we base our choice for president. Mr. Obama's radical agenda sets him
    far outside the American mainstream, to the left of Mrs. Clinton.


    It's time to talk about the real Barack Obama. In an election of firsts,
    let's first make sure we elect the person who is qualified to be our president
    in a nuclear age during a global civilizational war.


    Subject: Kind of scary, wouldn't you think? Remember--God is good, and is in
    time, on time, every time. According to The Book of Revelations the
    anti-Christ is: The anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will
    deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like
    appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will
    promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy
    everything. Is it OBAMA?? I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many
    times as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or
    media outlet...do it! If you think I am crazy..I'm sorry but I refuse to take a
    chance on the "unknown" candidate.""

    I don't believe he's the anti-christ, but I do know he would not be good for America.
     
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