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Obama Health Plan

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by CalvinMD, Aug 11, 2009.

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  1. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    top 10 ways to know that your employer has switched to Obama's Healthcare plan:



    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

    (3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."

    (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
     
  2. Bernie K

    Bernie K Member

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    Great post.
     
  3. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    11. Your doctor was a NYC cab-driver 6 months ago.
     
  4. ricks1

    ricks1 TS Member

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    No 11 is backwards He will BE a cab driver in 6 months
     
  5. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    I guess thats better than him using the cabs back seat for an examination table
     
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