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Obama died and met our Founding Fathers* Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Apr 15, 2010.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

    As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and Said, "This is not what you promised me."

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"....."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"
     
  2. Ljutic111

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    If only this was true ?????
     
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    AMEN brother
     
  4. H82MIS

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    Ain't no way this SOB is going to heaven,,,,,,,,,,,,He will burn in hell,,,,,,
     
  5. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Wow Jim, it seems you have a little animosity build up there. LOL, Mike.
     
  6. W.P.T.

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    Hell, probably don't want him either, their are afraid he will take over ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  7. Brian in Oregon

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    Burn in Hell, national socialist.
     
  8. H82MIS

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    yea Mike,,I've got a soft spot in my heart for lyin cheatin thievin cockroaches like this useless SOB,,,lol,,no wait I'm not laughin,,I mailed my taxes today. I hope those thieves use it wisely,,,,,
     
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