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Obama, Bush, little old lady & young blond Joke

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

    No one speaks.

    The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

    The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but
    missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

    Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

    George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama
    again.
     
  2. Shooting Jack

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    Now that is funny. Jackie B.
     
  3. Recoil Sissy

    Recoil Sissy Well-Known Member

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    The best jokes are often recycled. Bulge shared a contemporary remake of an old favorite I first saw in the following form:

    The Train Ride

    Riding on a train together while traveling through the Alps, was a French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and a pretty blonde Swiss girl.


    The train went into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerged from the tunnel, the Frenchman had a bright red hand print on his cheek but no one spoke.



    The old lady thought: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped him.



    The blonde thought: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me. He missed, fondled the old lady, and she slapped him.



    The Frenchman thought: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.



    The American thought: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that Frog again.



    sissy
     
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