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Obama Anecdote

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Bluzman98, Jun 3, 2010.

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  1. Bluzman98

    Bluzman98 Member

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    When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence!"

    The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader!

    As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me! You promised 72 Virgins"

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven! What did you think I said!"...."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"
     
  2. timberfaller

    timberfaller Well-Known Member

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    Good one!!
     
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    SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
     
  4. W.P.T.

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    Dear Mr. Obama,

    Thank you for not going to Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day.
    There is something very sacred about that place and about that day. Those who bled and died for this country deserve to be honored and saluted by people who love their country and honor their sacrifice.


    You don't belong there.



    Thank you for realizing that and going to Chicago .
     
  5. KenC

    KenC Member

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    Amen WPT.
     
  6. The Stive

    The Stive Member

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    I will add my AMEN to what WPT wrote. John
     
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