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O/T Woman of the night at tax time Chicken farmer

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    A woman walks into a H & R Block Tax accountant's office and tells
    him that she needs help to file her taxes.
    The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
    He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
    And then asks, 'What is your occupation?'

    'I'm a prostitute,' she says.

    The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, 'No,
    No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that.'

    The woman says, 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl.'

    'No, that still won't work. Try again.'

    They both think for a minute; then the woman says, 'I'm a chicken

    The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with
    being a prostitute?'
    'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year. '

    'Chicken Farmer it is'.........
    Steve W thanked this.
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    Yore a sick man keepem comming
  3. N. J. BOB

    N. J. BOB Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    That cannot be true,

    There are no accountant's at H & R Block !!!!
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