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O/T what side of the street do you park on? Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jan 30, 2009.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    One winter morning a husband and wife in the great northern region somewhere were listening
    to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going
    to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
    even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through."

    So the good wife went out and moved her car.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
    said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
    car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
    through."

    The good wife went out and moved her car again.

    The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
    says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."
    Then the electric power went out.

    The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
    "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park
    on so the snowplows can get through?"

    With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
    blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the
    garage this time."
     
  2. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Now that was funny. Jackie B.
     
  3. Jawhawker

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    I don't get it....
     
  4. trapshootin hippie

    trapshootin hippie Well-Known Member

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    Pheasantmaster, ask curvy to cipher it for ya.
     
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