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O/T Watch out for West Va. Women

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Apr 11, 2008.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    > Three men from Texas were sitting together one day
    > bragging about how they had given their new wives
    > duties.
    >
    > The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and
    > had told her that she was going to have to do the
    > dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,
    > but on the third day he came home to see a clean house
    > and dishes washed and put away.
    >
    > The second man had married a woman from Indiana . He
    > had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
    > cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he
    > didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
    > better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
    > the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on
    > the table.
    >
    > The third man had married a girl from West Virginia.
    > He told her that her duties were to keep the house
    > cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and
    > hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
    > first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
    > didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the
    > swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit
    > out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich
    > and load the dishwasher.
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  2. TommyTEREX

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    mengwe, thanks for the chukle.

    Tom R.
     
  3. ivanhoe

    ivanhoe Well-Known Member

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    Drinking with a Redneck Girl.

    A Mexican, an Arab, and a Redneck Girl are in the same bar.

    When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

    The Arab, obiviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air. pulls out his AK-47, and shoots it to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand we don't have to drink with the same ones twice either."

    The Redneck Girl, cool as a cucumber. pick up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass in the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

    "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice,"


    Bob Lawless
     
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