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O/T Walking on water.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink.

    So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat .... and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.

    Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother.'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?'

    Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because, your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumb ass'.
     
  2. Brian in Oregon

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    A priest, a minister and a rabbi are in a boat fishing.<br>
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    The priest says he's hungry, steps out of the boat, and walks across the water to the car, and brings back a sack lunch.<br>
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    Later, the minister is thirsty, so he steps out of the boats and walks across the water to bring back a drink.<br>
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    The rabbi has been watching this, thinking to himself, "Wow, such is the power of their faith. Well I have faith too." So he steps out of the boat and immediately sinks.<br>
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    As the priest and the minister are trying to pull the rabbi out of the water, the priest says, "I guess he didn't know where the sandbar was."
     
  3. Bruce Specht

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    Not up to standard but I smiled
     
  4. Hitapair

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    I was expecting the 1st on to be about the messiah (Obama for you who don't listen to Rush)
     
  5. trpshtr2001

    trpshtr2001 TS Member

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    I laughed yesterday when someone else posted it too.
     
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