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O/T Virginia Farmer and the Lawyer

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Elderly Farmer!

    A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Virginia.
    He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's
    field on the other side of a fence.

    As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly
    farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was

    The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell
    in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

    The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you
    are not coming over here."

    The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best
    trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let
    me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you
    don't know how we settle disputes in Virginia. We settle small
    disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule'."

    The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"

    The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs
    on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and
    then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until
    someone gives up."

    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed
    contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He
    agreed to abide by the local custom.

    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor
    and walked up to the attorney.

    His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel
    toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his

    His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last
    meal gushing from his mouth.

    The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third
    kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

    The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and
    managed to get to his feet.

    Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said,
    "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

    (I love this part)

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, .................I give up!
    You can have the duck."
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  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    I love that one.
  3. nobody

    nobody TS Member

    Dec 2, 2008
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