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O/T Two Nuns and a paint job.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Two Nuns and a paint job:


    Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
    instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.

    After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock
    the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In
    the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

    'Who is it?' calls one of the nuns.

    'Blind man,' replies a voice from the other side of the door.

    The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can
    come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

    'Nice boobs,' says the man, 'where do you want the blinds?'
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Your a sick man mengwe, and thas only one of your good points!
     
  3. JJJ

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    I don't appreciate ANY jokes that involve any religious. I opened this
    just so I could reply.
    JJJ
     
  4. The Kolar Kid

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    Try and lighten up a little for god sakes
     
  5. wolfram

    wolfram Well-Known Member

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    Making a habit of off color jokes?
     
  6. GunDr

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    There once was a priest from the interior,

    Who thought himself quite inferior,

    But, he done to a nun,

    What he shouldn't have done,

    And now, she's a Mother Superior.


    There once was a fellow McSweeny

    Who spilled some Gin on his weenie

    Just to be couth

    He added vermouth

    Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
     
  7. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    JJJ, i'll say three Our Fathers and 4 Hail Marys if you'll forgive me. Mike
     
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    wolfram are you making play with that "HABIT" word?
     
  9. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    What's black and white and read all over?
     
  10. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    A newspaper.
     
  11. bigdogtx

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    jjj,

    Who do you think invented humor? The best churches I have attended had laughter during service.
     
  12. John Thompson

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    I am a 68 yr old Roman Catholic, I enjoy "catholic jokes as well as any" I agree don't get too serious. The janitor was asked by the priest to sit in the confessional while he went to the restroom. The first repentent confessed that she had had anal & oral sex outside wedlock. The janitor being in a fix, asked the altar boy, "What does Father O'Rielly give for anal & oral sex?" the altar boy replied "I get $5.00 & a Snickers bar.
     
  13. omgb

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    Look, the nun joke was not sacrilegious. Did it have the nuns doing anything immoral? No. Did it have the nuns doing anything blasphemous? No. Did it show human communication frailty? Yes. And there in lies the humor.

    I teach at a Catholic school.
     
  14. JJJ

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    I give up----I surrender. However, I am enjoying life to the fullest & do
    not need to lighten up. I neither condemn or forgive anyone. I laugh a lot,even when people say amongst,when among would be more correct. I even laugh when Upper case & lower case g gets misused.
    If you look at my statement,where I am guaranteed my right to say it, I said ANY religion, not just the catholic religion. Remember, the first amendment?
    I am saying this with tongue in cheek, & hope it is taken this way. I knew when I sent the response, I would get some derogatory replies,but out of my
    curious nature,I had to open it.
    I enjoy the site,so lets all relax.Personally,I am on my way out to dinner & both my bride & myself will lift a glass to you.
    JJJ
     
  15. trap-pr

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    I enjoyed all the jokes; thanks for sharing.

    Pam
     
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