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O/T Twenty Dollars

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    TWENTY DOLLARS

    On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
    Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
    In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

    This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more
    Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to
    Afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

    Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find
    Her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that
    His employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
    Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
    Another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
    Therefore, they were financially ruined.

    Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
    Years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
    Showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
    And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

    She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
    These holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

    Faced with evidence of cash and investments
    Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
    Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
    I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my Business!"

    That's when she shot him.
    You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut


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