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O/T Truisms

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jul 29, 2008.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense.
    The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

    1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

    2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

    3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

    4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

    5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him, 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

    6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm.
    'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?'
    'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.'

    7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

    But wait, there's more!

    I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did.
    She said, 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'
    To which I said, of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!'
    She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your house?'
    My reply was, 'No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.' To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.

    HAVE A NICE DAY But don't Monkey with Me
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    Well mengew I didn't have to wait long for that next bit of wit! Three Cheers and I'll not mess with you LOL
  3. Shooting Coach

    Shooting Coach Well-Known Member

    Sep 14, 2006
    Nashville Tn
    When a society pays a person for merely being instead of doing, that society is unerringly preparing for its own demise.

    Don’t pee in a well you might have to drink from later.

    Weaklings self medicate with food, alcohol and other abusable substances because they don’t have the strength to do the right thing. That is NOT a disease.

    Growing older means paring down to an essential version of yourself.

    Some people find fault like there was a reward for it.
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