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O/T Truck for sale

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jun 23, 2008.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Subject: FW: FW: Truck for sale !!!

    A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!'
    He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.'

    With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

    Well, said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars.' So the parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?'they said.

    'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy. I don't know her name
    they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if
    I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.'

    'Oh my Goodness!,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on.' So
    the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

    'Well,' she said, 'this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a Business Trip, but l learned from a friend he had ran off to
    Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did.'
  2. Mr Newbius©

    Mr Newbius© TS Member

    Feb 20, 2008
    I wonder what the girlfriend looked like on the beach in Hawaii in a scantily almost fully revealing bikini?

    Why aint that mentioned at all? Come on now this is manland on TS.com and we dont really care about no lady planting no stinking flowers ... what did the chicky hottie whoa look like in an almost nothing at all bikini on the beaches of Hawaii!!!
  3. Dahaub

    Dahaub Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    About twenty five years ago my sister who is a teacher near Decatur Illinois was telling me about a deal where a guy who got up early on Sunday to jog with his wife got the paper from the paperboy in the early am and turned to the classifieds and found a new porche for sale for a hundred dollars. He called the number and indeed it was true the first one there that morning with a hundred dollar bill got the car. He drove like a mad man and got there first and paid her the money. She signed the title and gave it too him and when he inquired as to the low price she told him a similar story about her husband and his mistress and him running off and with the divorce she got the house and all that he got was his car. He asked her to sell it for him and send him the money and had faxed her the authority to do so , so she did. Never trust a bitter woman. Dan
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