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O/T Truck Driver Story not for sure if true

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by foghorn220, Jun 18, 2007.

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  1. foghorn220

    foghorn220 Active Member

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    Ok A trucker told me this story so what do you think.


    Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike.
    They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see
    if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no
    room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.


    The Mexican put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the
    back with their bike will he take them and he agrees.


    They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of
    the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this
    time he is really late and so puts his foot down.


    Sure enough the coppers pull him up for speeding. The good officer asks
    the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Mexican eggs.


    The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.
    He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his
    radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.

    The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many
    officers.


    "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it - 2 have hatched and
    the b******s have managed to steal a motorbike already".


    Really I think it was a joke but who knows.

    Fog
     
  2. Shady Creek

    Shady Creek TS Member

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    Ha,thanks,I haven't heard that one. GOOD LUCK
     
  3. Jawhawker

    Jawhawker TS Member

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    LMAO :)

    Heck, even grammie ought to get alittle chuckle... Both of his favorites are involved!
     
  4. trapshootin hippie

    trapshootin hippie Well-Known Member

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    This story has been around for a while. It usta be told about the negroes, as the bowling balls were black.

    Gne
     
  5. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure that is a true truck driver's story.

    I was under the impression that all truck driver story's start out with, "You ain't going to believe this sh*t, but"...........lol lol

    Hauxfan!
     
  6. Goose28313

    Goose28313 TS Member

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    Hauxfan, that is true about 99% of the time. Being a long-haul driver that hauls produce back from California to Michigan on a weekly basis.

    Here's another one for ya; Do you know when a truck driver is about to tell a lie?.....Answer, he pulls out his inkpen and reaches for his logbook.

    Goose
     
  7. W.P.T.

    W.P.T. TS Member

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    Haux,

    Thats the Red Necks storys that start that way ... Either that or "Here hold my beer and watch this" ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  8. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Good one, Goose, hadn't heard that one.

    I'm probably one of the few people who has a CB in their car. I've had one in my car since 1975 or there abouts. Wouldn't travel without it....

    WPT, I think the Rednecks say "Here hold my beer" line. lol

    Either way, they're both funny!

    Hauxfan!
     
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  10. Ellen

    Ellen TS Member

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    I love a good joke now and then. This one made me laugh.
    Have a great day fellas.
    Ellen
     
  11. ANTRIM UDF

    ANTRIM UDF TS Member

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    Yukon, yeah but there`s a lot of space between the balls!
     
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