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O/T Time to plan for lawn care. Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Mar 20, 2013.

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  1. Shooting Jack

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    OH, YOU GOLFERS--YOU ARE A CLEVER BREED!!!!


    Why I Mow My Own Yard
    Lee Trevino: a true story, you gotta love him.




    One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.


    A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, “Excuse me, do you speak English?"


    Lee responded, “Yes Ma'am, I do."


    The lady then asked, “What do you charge to do yard work?”


    Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her."
    The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
     
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