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O/T Tiger Woods in Ireland

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    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Subject: Fw: Irish Gas Station

    Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes
    into an Irish gas station.

    An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is...
    "Top o' the mornin' to ya".

    As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

    "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.

    "They're called tees," replies Tiger.

    "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

    "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

    "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at
    Mercedes think of everything."
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