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O/T The Republican Fisherman

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  1. foghorn220

    foghorn220 Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    The Republican Fisherman

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she
    was lost. She lowered her
    altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
    shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can
    you help me? I promised a friend I would
    meet him an hour ago, but I don't know
    where I am.'

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    fisherman consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air

    balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above
    level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
    49.09 minutes west longitude.'

    She rolled her eyes and
    said, 'You must be a Republican.'

    'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you

    'Well,' answered the balloonist, ' everything you told me is
    correct, but I have no idea what to do with your
    information, and I'm still
    lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me'

    The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.'

    'I am,'
    replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?'

    'Well,' said the man, 'You
    don't know where you are or where you are going.
    You've risen to where you
    are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a
    promise that you have no
    idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your
    problem. You're in exactly
    the same position you were in before we met, but
    somehow, now you think it's
    my fault.'

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