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O/T The Cop and the Harley rider

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
    so he asks the biker his name.
    "Fred," he replies.
    "Fred what?" the officer asks.
    "Just Fred," the man responds.
    The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker
    a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer
    then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to
    have a last name but lost it.

    The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along
    with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

    The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born
    Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name. The kids used to tease me
    all the time, so I stayed to mys elf, studied hard and got good grades.
    When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
    throug h college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally
    got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

    "After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
    school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my
    degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing
    dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave
    me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.

    "Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then
    I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the
    ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD
    leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my
    Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."

    The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
     
  2. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    too darn funny - another Harley Guy - me
     
  3. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    A farmer gets a flat tire in front of a mental institution. As he's changing his tire, a mental patient, looking out his open, but barred, window, strikes up a conversation.<br>
    <br>
    "Whatcha got in the truck?"<br>
    <br>
    "Well sir, it's straw. I put it on my strawberries", says the farmer.<br>
    <br>
    The mental patient mulls this over.<br>
    <br>
    "Dang it!", says the farmer. "I just knocked all my lug nuts into the storm drain. Now what am I gunna do?"<br>
    <br>
    The mental patient says, "Well, you could take one lug nut off of each of your other wheels, put them on your spare, and drive carefully to a tire shop."<br>
    <br>
    The farmer is impressed. "Say, that's pretty smart."<br>
    <br>
    "Yeah, I know", says the mental patient. "But I put cream and sugar on my strawberries, and *I'M* the one in here."
     
  4. Haskins Bill

    Haskins Bill TS Member

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    So the widow is on trial for killing her husband by poisoning his dessert.





    The prosecuter said the proof would be in the pudding!
     
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