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O/T Ten Reasons why men prefer guns. over women!

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    I've seen something like this before but this one is new to me. Jackie B.




    The Top Ten Reasons
    Men Prefer Guns Over Women



    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
     
  2. Steve W

    Steve W Well-Known Member

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    You're absolutely correct in every statement above.

    But somehow I have a hard time noticing there's a gun in this picture. LOL


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  3. WesleyB

    WesleyB Well-Known Member

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    HEHEHEHE I finally saw the gun.. took a couple minutes LOL....
     
  4. Jawhawker

    Jawhawker TS Member

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    OK OK, quit foolen! Where's the gun at?
     
  5. chipking

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    Cheap Colt with those ugly grips. It's just as well it fell out.

    --- Chip King ---
     
  6. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    where's the gun?
     
  7. wayneo

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    The #1 reason should be....guns are waaayyy cheaper to maintain. Wayne
     
  8. slic lee

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    Dear Chip King-It fell out from where? AHHHH
     
  9. short shucker

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    chipking,

    Have been hangin' around with buzzy these days? Lol.

    PS. Is the gun camaflagued, 'cause I can't find it.

    ss
     
  10. chipking

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    Well I did notice a couple of suspicious spots where it may have been hidden. I would need to check Just To Be Sure you understand.

    --- Chip king ---
     
  11. Bernie K

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    I think I had a piece like that once along time ago. Someone stole it.
     
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  13. Hoosier Daddy

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    I have reached the age and stage in my life where a gun or a pocket full of hundred dollar bills is my best bet for getting the attention of a young woman.
     
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