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O/T Surgeons (humor)

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Jan 16, 2013.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    The last Surgeon reflects my opinion of MOST politicians.

    Surgeons



    > Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.


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    > The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'


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    > The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'


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    > The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'


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    > The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'


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    > But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
    > There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
    > Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable.'



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  2. glock22

    glock22 TS Member

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    THANKS, thats good!
     
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