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O/T Sunday morning Joke- Best joke in Ireland

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND

    Patrick O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife! 'That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
    He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the best toast of the night' She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?' John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.' Oh, that is very nice indeed, Patrick!' Mary said.
    The next day, Mary ran into one of Patrick's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'Patrick won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'
    She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised me self. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'
     
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    LMAO again man glad I just used the bathroom LOL
     
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