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O/T: Sunday morning Humor----Estate Planning

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    O/T: Tuesday morning Humor----Estate Planning

    > A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
    > said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs
    > in order.'
    >
    > The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
    > waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
    >
    > 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate
    > when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have
    > cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini.'
    >
    > After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.
    > There were some laughs and more martinis.
    >
    > They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were
    > curious as to what the two were celebrating.
    >
    > The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've
    > been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast and gave the women
    > their condolences.
    >
    > After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
    > 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your
    > friends you were dying of AIDS.'
    >
    > The mother said, 'I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your
    > father after I'm gone.'
    >
    > Now that's 'Putting Your Affairs In Order'!
     
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