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O/T Southern 10 Commandments

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Feb 26, 2010.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    I thought some of you might enjoy this. It does simplify things. LOL Jackie B.


    Ten Commandments


    Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten

    Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle

    Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language....



    no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN ).



    (1) Just one God

    (2) Put nothin' before God


    (3) Watch yer mouth


    (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'


    (5) Honor yer Ma & Pa


    (6) No killin'


    (7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal

    (8) Don't take what ain't yers

    (9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'


    (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff




    Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day now ya hear!


    And bless your little heart....
     
  2. Leo

    Leo Well-Known Member

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    I'd say that sums it up pretty well. Thanks for the reminder
     
  3. timberfaller

    timberfaller Well-Known Member

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    Last I heard we the USA have on the books, over 150,000 laws to enforce those 10!!

    What part of NO don't you understand! Parents need to learn how to say it and mean it. It does work and it will help
     
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