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O/T Some neighborly Humor.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Jan 11, 2013.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

    Jul 29, 2006
    Blackshear, Georgia
    When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.

    A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
    A boy, about 9, opened the door.
    "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
    "No, they went to town" said the boy.
    "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" asked the farmer.
    "No, he went with Mom and Dad" the boy answered.
    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
    "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message" said the boy.
    "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant."
    The boy thought for a moment...
    "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard
  2. Big Az Al

    Big Az Al Well-Known Member

    Jun 2, 2006
    near Tucson Trap
    I thought it was cute.

    The two women reading over my shoulder rolled!

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