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O/T Softball Fridays joke

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    Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb had been friends all of their lives.

    When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited
    her every day. One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both
    loved playing women's softball all our lives, and we
    played all through High School. Please do me one
    favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me
    know if there's women's soft-ball there.'

    Rose looked up at Barb from her deathbed and said,
    'Barb, you've been my best friend for many years. If
    it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.'
    Shortly after that, Rose passed on.

    At midnight a few nights later, Barb was awakened
    from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light
    and a voice calling out to her, 'Barb, Barb.'

    'Who is it?' asked Barb, sitting up suddenly. 'Who is it?'

    'Barb -- it's me, Rose.'

    'You're not Rose. Rose just died.'

    'I'm telling you, it's me, Rose,' insisted the voice.

    'Rose! Where are you?'

    'In Heaven,' replied Rose. 'I have some really good
    news and a little bad news.'

    'Tell me the good news first,' said Barb.

    'The good news,' Rose said, 'is that there's Softball
    in Heaven. Better yet all of our old buddies who died
    before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all
    young again. Better still, it's always springtime,
    and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can
    play softball all we want, and we never get tired.'

    'That's fantastic,' said Barb. 'It's beyond my wildest
    dreams! So what's the bad news?'

    'You're pitching Tuesday.'
     
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