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O/T SHOT IN THE HEAD

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Gold Medal, Apr 7, 2012.

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  1. Gold Medal

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    Jane Farquard,23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws. While there she went grocery shopping.

    Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed. Both hands were interlocked behind her head.

    He rushed over to the car. Her eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was OK. She replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

    The husband called the paramedics who had to break into the locked car, as Jane refused to remove her hands from her head.

    Upon entering, they found that Jane had a huge wad of dough stuck to the back of her head.

    A Pillsbury biscuit container had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot and the wad of dough hit Jane in the head.

    When she reached back to find out what it was she thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, made a quick recovery, then began holding her brains in with both hands.

    Jane is a blonde, democrat, Obama supporter but that could be a coincidence.

    The defective biscuit container was examined and found to have an expiration date from 2008.

    It was determined to be Bush`s fault.
     
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  3. Gold Medal

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    Thanks Catpower.

    I`m sure she felt kneaded.
     
  4. Brian in Oregon

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    I'm sure there will be a lawsuit, her lawyer won't loaf around, and the dough from the suit will rise into a tasty sum.
     
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    Ba da boom
     
  6. cubancigar2000

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    Maybe the funniest thread of 2012
     
  7. Gold Medal

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    TTT for those who missed it the first time, then let it die..
     
  8. deadnout

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    are they sure it wasnt pee wee herman har har.
     
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