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O/T Sex after death

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    SEX AFTER DEATH



    A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

    Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.

    After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, 'Judy ..Judy.':

    'Is that you, Steve?'

    'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.' 'That's wonderful! What's it like?'

    'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have
    sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late atnight. I catch some much needed sleep and then the
    next day it starts all over again.'

    'Oh, Steve you surely must be in Heaven!'

    'Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona '
     
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    mengwe......You do come up with some good ones. Always enjoy them.
     
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