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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Aug 8, 2008.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.



    Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.'



    Edna: 'Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!'



    Dorothy: 'Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?'



    Edna: 'No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress.'
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  2. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    lol...that was funny.
     
  3. Shooting Jack

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    Hi Devi, I was kinda scared to post it as I don't want to get kicked off but thought it was so funny. Jackie B.
     
  4. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Shooting jack, I thought it was pretty good.I'll bet they were old Jewish ladies. Mike
     
  5. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Sportshot, lighten up. It's a proven medical fact that laughter, and a sense of humor, can prolong life. At the rate you're going you should be trying to make a deal on a prepaid funeral. Mike
     
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    Sportshot,
    For your response to have qualified for a trap related topic, you should have asked if the old man used 7.5 or 8's. Ya D***head.
     
  7. 101Diamond

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    Sportshot, you must be the life of the party. Lighten up my friend and you will live longer. Nice to see your post again mengwe, thought we had lost you.
     
  8. Dickgshot

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    Moderator, Moderator, Shooting Jack is telling dirty jokes again! Make him stop!
     
  9. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Sportshot whats the problem with some humor? It was a good joke and many of the people that visit the site enjoy humor if you don't maybe you should find a new site to visit or avoid post that are jokes
     
  10. Chango2

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    Sportshot me thinks is putting us all on. Who, btw, named him SPORTshot???
    I bet he's a cool dude with a collection of Penthouse magazines he hides from the wife.
     
  11. Ahab

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    What is the best method of Birth Control for people over 50?

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    Leave the lights on!
     
  12. Chango2

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    So is Motel 6 for the over 50 crowd? New meaning to that ad...
     
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