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O/T Ralph the hen. Humor

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jun 17, 2008.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.'

    Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!”

    St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

    Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.
    The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

    A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
    'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
    'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster, obviously you've never laid an egg before? Well, just
    relax and let it happen. It's no big deal,' said the rooster.

    Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped his first egg!
    Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon
    laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay
    his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout.....

    'Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shittin' in the bed!'
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    What a great joke I'll be laughing for a week. Thanks
  3. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    I guess I have a gross since of humor as well. Funny.
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