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O/T Police Joke

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by ec90t, Aug 7, 2008.

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  1. ec90t

    ec90t Guest

    Rectum Stretcher

    While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
    bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in

    The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
    patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

    To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

    'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

    'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

    The cop stammered, 'A what?............

    A rectum stretcher?

    And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

    'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
    to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
    work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
    but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

    'And just what the h*** do you do with a 6 foot rectum?'
    he asked.

    'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

    Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face.......

    A funny in Mike's honor!

  2. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Deplorable Bitter Clinger in Liberal La La Land
    I remember at a pre-shift breakfast one morning one of the rookie gals ordering Three Pigs in A Blanket. The Lt. looked over at her and says, "Isn't this carrying department loyalty a little too far?"
  3. ec90t

    ec90t Guest

    Damn Brian, in rare form this evening aren't you.

  4. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    and a good one it is thanks for posting it and I know Mike appreciates it
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