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O/T Pennsylvania Cows Humor

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Feb 6, 2008.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk.

    The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in

    Erie,PA for $200.00.

    They bought the cow from Erie and the cow was wonderful.

    It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased

    and very happy.

    They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more

    cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply


    They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.

    However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move

    away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away

    from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

    The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very

    wise, what to do.

    They told the Vet what was happening.

    "Whenever the bull approaches our cow , she moves away.

    If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.

    When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.

    An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."

    The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked,

    "Did you buy this cow in Pennsylvania ?"

    The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they

    bought the cow.

    "You are truly a wise Vet," they said.

    "How did you know we got the cow in Pennsylvania?"

    The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,

    "My wife is from Pennsylvania "
  2. nspktr1

    nspktr1 TS Member

    Jul 2, 2006
    Must be related to Ohio cows.LOL
  3. jlb

    jlb Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Albuquerque, NM
    My first experience with this story was from the book The Jester by James Patterson. The location was different but the story was the same.

    many smiles

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