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O/T One more joke.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

    Jul 29, 2006
    Blackshear, Georgia
    Hope you enjoy this one. Jackie B.

    Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.

    Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a
    beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

    'No, my son, I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to
    a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be
    higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through
    the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks
    again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

    'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.' Exhausted, but with a
    heart full of joy he climbs the ladder; yet again, he discovers an even larger
    room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again,
    'Are you Mohammed?'

    'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.' Mohammed higher
    than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and
    climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man
    with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he
    is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

    'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you
    like a cup of coffee..?'

    'Yes! Please, my Lord,' Obama exclaims.

    God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed--
    two coffees!'

    Keep your trust in God; Your government has failed you miserably.

    November 2010 will be OUR time for "hope" and "change"
  2. Porcupine

    Porcupine Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    South Central Massachusetts
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist says, "I keel youuuuu!" (humor)
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