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O/T One last joke for the night

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Time to Eat

    A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'


    He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'


    At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. 'a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'
    He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'


    Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'
    He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry.
    Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.'




    Now that was funny to me. Jackie B.
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    In the event you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call a press conference.
     
  3. ExFedex

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    > > >>>: DOG NAP - Nice Story
    > > >>>
    > > >>>
    > > >>>
    > > >>>This is for all you doggy lovers out there. I hope you all like it.
    > >
    > > >>> An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell
    > >from
    > > >>> his
    > > >>>collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care
    > >of.
    > > >>>
    > > >>>He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then
    > > >>>followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in
    > >the
    > > >>>corner and fell asleep.
    > > >>>
    > > >>>
    > > >>>An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out
    > > >>>
    > > >>>The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and
    > > >>>resumed
    > > >>>his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This
    > >continued
    > > >>>off
    > > >>>and on for several weeks.
    > > >>>
    > > >>>Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who
    > >the
    > > >>>owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that
    > >almost
    > > >>>every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'
    > > >>>
    > > >>>The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to
    > >his
    > > >>>collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 -
    > >he's
    > > >>>trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
    > >
    >



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