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O/T Older Women are Not Interested in Sex

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Rico46, Nov 5, 2007.

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  1. Rico46

    Rico46 TS Member

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    Earl, you keep tapping that 80 yr old stuff and leave the 30 and 40 yr stuff for me!

    Rick
     
  2. OregonDon

    OregonDon TS Member

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    Rico - That was a great one. Don
     
  3. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    They do if you close your eyes Rick!
     
  4. Hipshot 3

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    That's good, cause I'm not interested in older women!
     
  5. Hauxfan

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    Earl, don't you have to get them out of their wheel chairs first??? lol

    Hauxfan!
     
  6. cdconley

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    I hope that some of the women you guys have offended kick the sheets out of you next time they see you.

    Shame Shame!
     
  7. Hipshot 3

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    Thats right Conley! Shame,Shame,Shame,Shame!
     
  8. halfmile

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    Get the ones with Alzheimers. They forget what they did and you can start over.

    HM
     
  9. Janet

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    Just you all remember "sexy never gets old"!
     
  10. smsnyder

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    At my age thinking about sex makes me tired. i rather be trap shooting. lol
     
  11. trapshootin hippie

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    Dunno if it is true or not, but I heard that sex after 60 is like shooting pool with a rope.
     
  12. grunt

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    Your all a bunch of sick puppys. LOL
     
  13. trapshootin hippie

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    My neighbor lady down the road is bout to turn 80. I asked her a while back how old women are before they loose their sex drive. She told me that I would have to ask someone older than her for that answer.
     
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    If anyone sees a trend here it might be advisable to invest some money in Johnson & Johnson. KY Jelly sales should increase substantially!!
     
  15. Pull & Mark

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    Its starting already!!!! Its going to be a lonnnnnggggggg WINTER.Break-em all. Jeff
     
  16. scratcher

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    My basis SOP is 'from 8 to 80, blind, crippled, or crazy'..........
     
  17. hairtrigger

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    hell my X wife claims she has slept with over 1000 men & thats just when i was married to er & she's 67
     
  18. nicky

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    scratcher , I think you mean, 18 to 80 cripple, blind, or crazy
     
  19. Hap MecTweaks

    Hap MecTweaks Well-Known Member

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    We wundur why not? :)

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    Hap
     
  20. Dicksie

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    A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?

    No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

    Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

    The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

    Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

    The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

    That's more like it!" the union man said.
    He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

    "I'd like her," he said.

    I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
     
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