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O/T Old Hillbilly Farmer

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  1. Easystreet

    Easystreet Well-Known Member

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    Old Hillbilly Farmer

    An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.
    From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always
    complaining about something. The only time he got any relief
    was when he was out plowing with his old mule.

    He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife
    brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade,
    sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch.

    Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag;
    it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both
    hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on
    the spot.

    At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather
    odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for
    a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached
    him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.

    This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
    So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him
    why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head
    and disagreed with all the men.

    The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about
    how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in
    agreement."

    "And what about the men?" the minister asked.

    "They wanted to know if the mule was for rent."
     
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